Whilst Sheezy-art was out of commission due to what I may only assume was the rudest of April Fool's pranks, that of pretending to be Fur-Affinity, I unfortunately was left to my own devices for amusement. In particular, this has caused me to add another seventy stone to my weight, and now my good physician is highly reccomending that I begin a programme of regular exercise. Fortunately, now that Sheezy-art has returned, I do believe moving my vestigal arms about the keyboard and pointing-device to navigate the web-site shall suffice.